Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

 ... you can learn from:

Eraserhead (1977)

Mr. X: Mary usually does the carving but tonight since you 

are our guest, you could do it, Henry. All right with you? 

Henry: Of course. I'd be happy to. So I just, 

uh... I just cut them up like regular chickens? 

Mr. X: Sure, just cut them up like regular chickens.

The great Jack Nance would've turned 80 today.