Wednesday, October 18, 2023

Row Row Row Your Boys


George Clooney's latest homoerotic fantasia The Boys in the Boat has gifted us with a trailer today -- this is his movie about the rowing team at the Nazi Olympics yada yada that stars Callum Turner (mmm Callum Turner) and Joel Edgerton and James Wolk and a bunch of other hot pieces crammed into tank tops and shorts and ...

... getting all wet and sweaty with one another. Sports! Am I right? I shared a pile of photos from the set of this movie back when it was filming that were worth a few shakes of the leg but this trailer proves that there's nothing like a golden-boy filter thrown on the camera lens to make the homoeroticism truly sing!

This movie is out on Christmas Day, so I suppose a lot of you people should be preparing yourselves to be shifting around uncomfortably in the seat next to your parents as you discover fresh new and exciting feelings about the wonders of rowing. Here is the trailer:


And I made several more gifs for us, after the jump...













3 comments:

bdog said...

Are we sure Bruce Weber wasn't involved in this? It looks like an old Abercrombie ad campaign.

magusxxx said...

bdog: Can't be. It's not in black and white. ;D

Shawny said...

On one hand I'm rolling my eyes, and on the other I'm rubbernecking.