Good Morning, World

Spoiler alert: until the last moments of this nine secondS of Julian Morris bathing in an Hawaiian waterfall (via) I thought he was naked and the big dog (not a euphemism) was blocking the nudie view -- alas, not to be. I then considered editing the gif so it circled back before the dog moved and y'all could be left with my initial impression, living your lives blissfully ignorant of those accursed shorts. But I am too selfish for that. Y'all must suffer like I did. Eat from the tree of knowledge, bitches! On that note good morning, everybody.