Monday, August 14, 2023

Good Morning, Aaron


Y'all know I fully endorse Aaron Taylor-Johnson dominance (you can say that again!) and have been doing so for well over a decade now -- but "Reluctant Superstar", Esquire? I admittedly haven't had time to read the interview inside the magazine yet but -- and I say this with love -- Aaron Taylor-Johnson is anything but reluctant. No one who's played, what, three superheroes now? Is reluctant. No one whose penis I am more familiar with than my own, is reluctant. For that matter nobody who has shown their (truly magnificent and worthy of being shown off) abs on so many magazine covers is reluctant about anything with regards to attention. 

Which is fine! Someone shaped like Aaron Taylor-Johnson has no reason to hide that light under a bushel. We are all better off as a human species because he's such an exhibitionist. It brings me peace here on a Monday morning where I was dreading starting the week! I feel alive now, looking at these photos. I can get on with it. Anyway to move it along -- one assumes this shoot is to publicize his latest superhero stab Kraven the Hunter (excuse me -- antihero; watch the trailer here) but that got moved all the way to next August because of the strikes. So I guess you'll just have to do another one of these photoshoots, Aaron! But for today we'll just celebrate this one. Happy Monday and hit the jump for all the photos...











ETA I knew this was gonna happen
-- we got some video! So I made some gifs!














5 comments:

Anonymous said...

more discourse about the wife incoming!!!

Jake said...

I would live offof his cum!!!!

dre said...

Can't act his way out of a paper bag BUT I'd watch him in ANYTHING.

Anonymous said...

"Reluctant"? Haha! He's been chasing fame for years.

But he's still sex on a stick. Too bad he's in those pants - of course a straight mag doesn't think to show off his thighs.

Anonymous said...

What is he doing banging his grandma! Barf, barf, barf! 🤮