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Bad Timing: A Sensual Obsession (1980)

Alex: One would ask the question 'What is a kiss?'

And the answer is merely an inquiry on the

second floor as to whether the first is free.

The legendary director Nicolas Roeg was born 95 years ago today! He rules but this one above is one of my least favorite of Roeg's movies. I was going to say I've loved everything of Roeg's that I have seen -- from Don't Look Now to The Witches he certainly got around -- but then I remembered this one, which... notsomuch. What can I say -- I just found it incredibly difficult to stare at Art Garfunkel for two hours. We all have our limits.