Monday, May 22, 2023

I'll Only Fly Away

I've had about two days now to formulate thoughts on the news that MNPP faves Barry Keoghan and Franz Rogowski are probably going to star in director Andrea Arnold's next movie -- two of my absolute tip-top-favorite supremely-talented sexy weirdos working with one of my favorite living directors -- and I still kind of just wanna smack my head into the keyboard in a fit of ongoing ecstasy. I... when I saw this news on Saturday (thx Mac) the yelp that erupted forth from my body might have weakened the foundation of my apartment building. 

Anyway this is indeed now my most anticipated anything, and we don't know anything about it except what I already told you and that it is called Bird. Oh and it's also the reason that Barry had to drop out of making the Gladiator sequel with Ridley Scott, and if that doesn't make you love Barry more than literally everything amazing that Barry has gifted us with to this point I don't know what will. "Oh sorry Sir Ridley, I'm gonna go star in this no doubt budget-less and weird little thing for the woman who directed Fish Tank instead. See ya!" Barry, you're a goddamned king. Anyway it's a fool's errand to try to imagine what Arnold has in store for these two phenomenally gifted and sexy actors -- I just expect my entire body to spasm with pleasure from it. Gimme gimme gimme!

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