Wednesday, March 22, 2023

Good Morning, James Wolk


Happy 38 to James Wolk today! I feel like I've barely seen him in ages! Since the skimpy panties in Watchmen, really? I never watched Zoo and that is my bad, because by the sound of it that nutty show was right up my alley and if people like me weren't turning in for it then no wonder it's not still on. Anyway we should be seeing some of James this year, as he's one of the (many many many) hot men starring in George Clooney's next directorial effort, The Boys in the Boat, about the rowing crew team in the 1936 Olympic games in Berlin. This movie is looking like it might be the gayest thing Clooney's ever done...

... and we all know how much that is saying with regards to the man who wore rubber nipples for Joel Schumacher. But in all seriousness it really does look like it might even rival Clooney's Catch-22 miniseries for young men in skimpy clothing -- just look at the set photos I posted last June! To say I'm looking forward to this is an understatement -- I think Clooney is generally a very bad director, but he's at his best when there are half-naked men in front of him. (Catch-22 is by far the best thing he's done, with that "Let's leer at Sam Rockwell's perfect ass" epic Confessions of a Dangerous Mind coming in second.) Let's hope he fully, similarly appreciates James when he's got him there. 

3 comments:

Unknown said...

Zoo is mostly bad, but James Wolk is always unshaven, and there are a lot of close-ups of his stubbled face. Shirtless at times, too.

Anonymous said...

I don't get what happened to him. Deleted his twitter and instagram. There is nothing to follow except this probably boring boat movie.

Clay Poupart said...

I wish to Hell he could land a series that lasted. He's usually a standout and a couple of shows have been contenders.