Good Morning, World

I had been wishing inside of my heart for a new Orlando Bloom photoshoot just last week, and the universe seems to have heard me! I wonder if Orli felt a tingle in his spandex and heeded the call? Well whatever the case it worked, and here we've got six new photos for something called Port Magazine to share with you this morn. And yes if you're at all the pervert I am then the word "port" makes you think about uncircumcised penises and then you think about those paddle-boarding photos of Orlando back in 2016 and basically our day's screwed, the whole damn day's already screwed. Pack it up! We're going home. Well maybe we can hit the jump for this full photoshoot first before we give up all hope on the day, though...