Today's Fanboy Delusion

 Today I'd rather be...

... reaching out ad touching Colin Farrell.

Because I'm always making hip with the timely references, "reach out and touch someone" was an advertising campaign for AT&T that started in like the 1970s I think, and ran for a long time -- long enough that the phrase is a part of my own personal vernacular, but maybe you younger types needed an explainer? Anyway I am using it in reference to the fact that Colin Farrell's cell-phone appears to be stuffed into the crotch of his short-shorts; I imagine those little things have one of those "liner pockets" and it's in there, but it's giving him a lot of up-front baggage, if you catch my drift.

Anyway thanks to everyone who alerted me over my long weekend to the fact that Colin busted out his itty-bitties again (see all the previous entires in this wonderful development here) for a walk in the sunshine with the paps -- I caught these when they hit on Friday (via) and had every intention of sharing them today, as another Monday brightener from this blessed boy-man. And here we are! I should mention briefly...

... that Colin's company for this jaunt was his The New World co-star actress Q’Orianka Kilcher, who couldn't keep her eyes off the prize either -- I just saw Kilcher for the first time in awhile acting opposite Channing Tatum in Dog about a month ago, so I feel like she is making excellent choices right now. Keep it up, Q’Orianka! These two would make a really hot couple btw, and I am rooting for that. The New World was Malick's last great film -- and yes that means I do not like The Tree of Life -- and them together would make me happy! Now let's hit the jump for three dozen more snaps...