Wednesday, March 16, 2022

Look It's Taron Egerton & Jonathan Bailey's Cock


It took them far too long to release official photos of Jonathan Bailey and Taron Egerton on stage in their running-right-now play COCK on London's West End, but we finally have a couple today that do not disappoint. I mean I guess they disappoint if you were actually expecting to see cock in the show called Cock, but since I knew no cock was involved I did not a cock expect. How many times can I say "cock" in one small post anyway? Cock, cock, cock! Cock-a-doodle-do, baby! If you'd like to read a review of Cock, cock, excuse me click here. Sounds good! I've heard that Bailey is very good on stage. Unfortunately this is one Cock I probably won't be seeing, but it's alright -- I have seen a lot of cock in my day. Some might say too much cock, but those people? Total cocks.



7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Can’t wait for the revival of Take Me Out!

Cláudio Alves said...

You are THE poet of our times, Jason. I don't know if I should laugh or cry. I'll settle for crying since I know I'll probably never see these two cocking about on stage.

Shawny said...

Quite a cock tease, that play.

dre said...

I've heard that Egerton's performance is on par with Rami Malek's in BH. Another straight actor relying heavily on gay camp. So much that the person who saw it actually had to think about whether it was offensive.

Frank said...

Some want only gay actors to play gay characters. There are examples of an actor playing a gay role - and coming out afterwards. Would you force them to come out early? Or pass on the role? Gay/Straight is not binary. The Kinsey scale has 6 categories. So demanding only gay actor play gay character it bull.

Spencer said...

"Had to think about whether it was offensive" If you have to work so hard to be offended then that's on you. lol

dre said...

"If you have to work so hard to be offended then that's on you. lol"

Nah, I don't think finding something offensive is "Working so hard." It's actually pretty easy. The "hard" part is the validation of those feelings. Are you ACTUALLY offended for a legitimate reason OR just being an uptight twat?

I don't know...some people are deeper than others I guess

lol