Consider my joy -- Consider my joy! Consider it! -- when I found out that in the latest OSS movie in France (it's a whole series of spy films -- their James Bond basically, only comedic) there exists some homoerotic sexual tension between Jean Dujardin (the star of the latest iteration of the series) and our favorite French Gumby himself Pierre Niney?
The joy is impressive to consider, I promise you. Almost as impressive to consider as that prominent package that Pierre's packing downstairs in these gifs. Oh I know those briefs are loaded -- that is to say I know his crotch has been stuffed for the gag (insert "gag me on that crotch" gag here). But if I can't play make-believe with Pierre Niney's bulge then I might as well toss in the towel, baby. Oh and...
... that happens too. Yes, also a gag, but I refer you to the previous paragraph. Maybe we should actually see this OSS movie? (For the record it's called OSS: From Africa With Love.) They've never really been my bag -- they're a little broad -- but these gifs and Pierre Niney in general are doing their work on my will. Anyway happy Monday morning, hit the jump for all the gifs...
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I'd rather it was Jean parading around in little briefs but oh well.
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