Don't worry. I am not Keyser Soze. I know this post's title has y'all worried. "Have these past fifteen years been all a lie???" I'm not going to start walking without a limp, I promise. I just have that line of dialogue stuck in my head for absolutely no reason I can muster -- am I supposed to re-watch The Usual Suspects or something? I have no desire to. I just can't with Kevin Spacey anymore. I mean I can with Kevin Spacey in Se7en, my love for Se7en over-rules all Spacey-isms. But The Usual Suspects -- who cares? I mean I am sure straight dudes care but we don't care what straight dudes care. And it's weird to consider that movie such a Straight Guy Movie right, what with the Spacey-Singer of it? But a Straight Guy Movie it remains all the same. Anyway that's a new photo of Tom Holland -- speaking of Straight Guys, am I right? -- and now I am leaving for the night. Goodbye.