Tuesday, October 19, 2021

13 Needles of Halloween #1




I have this whole series here on MNPP I call "Life Lessons" which is about all of the things the movies have taught me, but until I watched the 2014 found-footage horror film The Taking of Deborah Logan last night the movies had not yet taught me that I should definitely not sneak up on elderly dementia patients who might also be possessed by the ghost of A child-murdering serial-killer after they have kidnapped a little girl with cancer from the hospital and dragged her into an elaborate system of caves, and doubly so to all of that if you are also wielding a needle full of sedatives. It turns out they don't like that?

Who knew? And here I've been sneaking up on elderly possessed people in caves with needles all this time. I guess it's best to find out sooner rather than later! Anyway that said hello and welcome to this year's Halloween theme! In honor of the super-fun international traumatic  pandemic event we've all just experienced, we are all still experiencing, and the heroic vaccine (GET VACCINATED) that's currently saving our lives left right and center (less Right than most others though, it must be said), this year's theme is "needles" in horror. Previous themes have been Mustaches and Cakes, Rats and Phones and Snakes oh my. Oh and the original duo -- Whores and Virgins, of course. So stay tuned over the next thirteen days as we ramble about thirteen of our favorite needles scenes in horror movies! Now take your medicine and be a good little girl...



4 comments:

Shawny said...

After reading your vax comment I looked down to see if anyone trolled you. You were getting those often. Nice to see no one harassing you. :) Perhaps the reality of the pandemic has chipped away at the mouth frothing crazies? I hope so. Thank you Jason for not giving a fuck and just saying it how you please.

olins said...

I do hope “ Reanimater” is on point enough (sorry) to make the cut.

Jason Adams said...

Shawny -- I've actually been deleting anti-vaxx comments for the past 24 hours. Pretty sure it's the same bored lunatic (they keep using the same gibberish terms) who has nothing better to do, but I always figure it's better let them waste their time here, writing the same comments over and over again, instead of screaming it somewhere else where anybody might give a shit and listen to them. No worries about it on my site!

mmmark said...

Giving head got literal, there.