Today's Fanboy Delusion

 Today I'd rather be...

... strapped to Nicky's furry forearm.

That photo (via) is theoretically an ad for that watch you see there -- no look again, there's a watch. I promise. It's right there on his wrist. Under the chest hair. Beside the arm hair. No down under that beautiful face. A watch! Not the bicep. Not the tricep. Yes, like a watch! Goddammit nevermind. (click to embiggen)