Did y'all pay any attention to the Met Ball last night? I hadn't even known it was happening until Timothée Chalamet went live on Insta (I have alerts set for that) and he did this big Live IG entrance thing (see my tweets here) and so I paused the TIFF movie I was watching and paid the red carpet some attention for a little while. As far as I'm concerned Lee Pace here won the men's fashion division, but the general rule with these things is "they only looked good because they are [fill in the blank]" -- like I would look ridiculous in that outfit, but 6'5" Lee Pace makes me think dirty thoughts when he wears sock garters so it's alright. Same goes for Timmy's outfit -- he gets away with that shit because he's a 90-pound 25-year-old fuckboi; all others need not apply. And that's how I want it! That's why they're celebs and I am laying on the couch, happily consuming their content. I ain't got time to try on sock garters. On that note hit the jump for more Mr. Lee doing just that for us...
Channing Tatum at the #MetGala pic.twitter.com/cYQ7ph97Qp— Film Updates (@FilmUpdates) September 13, 2021
How is it possible that he makes those sock garters sexier than anyone who is half naked on the red carpet? We are blessed to be alive at this time.
Nah, Lil' Nas won the entire Met Gala.
I can't argue with Lil Nas, I love him
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