Tuesday, June 15, 2021

Good Morning, World


I am afraid that one or more of you might look back to my pan of In the Heights and swat its beautiful and charasmatic star Anthony Ramos out of my greedy, filthy hands, shouting I am not worthy of oogling him now... but y'all best be prepared to cut a bitch cuz I fight dirty, especially if somebody comes between me and my beefcake. I'm like Cujo with a toddler tibula! Watch yourself! It's not my fault that movie flopped. Also y'all should calm down, musicals typically have excellent legs (hey just like Anthony also does) and it will probably make money from repeat business as the summer goes on. Also, like I said in said pan, don't listen to me. Like, ever. Good rule of thumb, that!

Anyway y'all remember that lovely photo of Anthony in short yellow shorts that I posted a couple of weeks back? Well Men's Health magazine, which it came from, finally gave us a proper link with a couple more photos! These should make the movie's bad box office sting a little less, my musical loving friends. And making it sting a lot lot less, MH also gifted us with a five-minute workout video of Anthony doing all sots of acrobatic moves whilst shirtless, and you won't wanna miss that -- it's the best thing he's starred in since his Calvin Klein underwear commercial, I tell ya. (Okay okay that's my last ITH dig, I promise.) (I make no such promise.) Hit the jump for the workout video alongside approximately one thousand gifs I made from it... 


















































7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Can't we just share him, J?

Sixpence Notthewiser said...

Well, yes please.

XOXO

Anonymous said...

Did you catch Sunday night’s In Treatment episode where he stripped down naked and walked into a pool?!? Still trying to recover from seeing his beautiful ass.

Anonymous said...

His beauty aside, his acting on In Treatment is terrific. This kid is the real deal with a big future.

Anonymous said...

Beautiful and sexy

Anonymous said...

In Treatment, got three thumbs up from me!!!

Shawny said...

In the Heights, I just can't watch a musical like that. I watched 10 minutes of Hamilton and couldn't stomach it. Musicals are like the cliff notes of film. Way too broadly presented for my taste. I only have liked a few. The Wizard of Oz, and Hedwig to name a few. And my heart groans for Spielberg's upcoming remake. Not only is it a musical, it's a fucking remake. Blech!!!