Pics of the Day

I think this is a thing I've said here on the site before but all I want, all I truly want, is for somebody to paint me a painting of The Three Wise Men as portrayed by John Waters, Vincent Price, and Pee-wee Herman. I have the painting in my head but I also have absolutely no artistic skill whatsoever, so for now there it must remain. Anyway today I can satisfy a hint of my cravings with John Waters being this month's cover man for L'Uomo Vogue! Spectacular spectacular! I don't have the interview in English (it's in Italian here, and yes you should read the word "Italian" the way Mary Vivian Pearce pronounces it in Female Trouble -- "I couldn't possibly eat spaghetti -- do I look Eye-tally-in???") but I do have a shot of John standing in front of his bookshelves which is more porn than my body can handle in one sitting. I'm gonna be zooming in on that shot for weeks. Oh and there's some video from his apartment over here too. Lots of close-ups on his outrageous art artifacts. John's living the dream.