Wednesday, December 09, 2020

Good Morning, World


Happy Hump Day! Well I stumbled upon A Thing in my internet wanderings last night -- in 2008 The Punisher himself, Jon Bernthal, acted in a movie called Bar Starz and... just judging from the clip I watched it's A Lot. A lot of A Lot. Kind of a full-length version of that Will Ferrell "Roxbury" skits on SNL (which yes I know had they're own full-length version with Night at the Roxbury) or the male models (with Alexander Skarsgard!) sequence in Zoolander -- clueless douche-bros humor. The whole movie is on Tubi if you're inclined but... god I hope you're not. So I did us all a solid and giffed up this "getting ready" sequence, which I'm guessing is the only sequence worth remembering. And I say that as a favor to Bernthal himself -- he probably doesn't want this movie remembered either! But we'll remember these gifs forever, Jon, after the jump...




















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