Let us make like Michael Fassbender and take in this beautiful morning!!! Joe Biden has pulled ahead of Donald Trump in all of the remaining states this morning -- let's just stop pretending that anything is happening except Joe Biden is the next President of the United States, okay? There's nothing Donald Trump can do -- ya done, Dump! Even rightwing media like Fox and Rupert Murdoch's newspapers have abandoned him in the past 24 hours -- mind you they're going to try to pretend this makes them special, like they weren't water-carriers for Fascism this entire time, but We Will Never Forget. Anyway! I'm going to be off-blog celebrating this news for awhile -- enjoy this new video of Michael Fassbender racing cars and stuff (all of the above gifs are from it).