Thursday, October 08, 2020

Good Morning, World


It's just 26 days until Election Day and I hope and pray that every single one of you people reading these words right now are planning on voting -- not just voting but voting for Joe Biden specifically! I will specify! Because the other dude is gonna kill us all, man, and for all its ups and downs I like fucking living. I like eating lasagna and I like watching movies and going for walks in the park, I like talking or not talking, and I like seeing Mark Ruffalo naked. And to that latter piece of the puzzle that is me Ruffalo and a bunch of his celeb buddies made a video about voting! Specifically about the "naked ballots" that are poised to be a thing this year in a bunch of states thanks to Republicans being shitty anti-voting lunatics. Here, watch, learn, laugh, love:

As a side-note celebrities getting naked for the election this year (see also Harry Shum Jr, and then see also Diplo, and of course there was the way Chris Evans rescued his dick leak...) So anyway make sure you return both those envelopes if you're in one of these states, folks. Written details here. Make sure to dot your I's and cross your balls because this goddamned election is too important... well the last one was too important too but that one got fucked up -- let's get it right this time! And as your reward extra "Naked" Ruffalo, after the jump...


6 comments:

David said...

You put "Chris Evan, "dick", and "leak" in the same sentence. I'm moist.
And Mark Ruffalo will never (Never? EVER!) hear me tell him to put his clothes on.

Petey said...

Mark Ruffalo won an Emmy for showing almost all of his dick...so imagine the Oscar he'll receive if he shows it all.

Anonymous said...

It just occurred to me: I started reading your blog just shortly before the 2016 Election. Thank you Jason for providing a daily distraction, a respite from the ridiculous, a pick-me-up during the pandemic and... for... all the hot naked men! You're a true American treasure.

Anonymous said...

Mark Ruffalo is the hottest guy from The Avengers. Sorry, twinks.

Love Hard Male Nipples 1 said...

One Can not Never Have Enough of Sexy Mark Ruffalo (Naked ) More Often the Better I would say.

Anonymous said...

He's already shown his dick in In The Cut and it's a pity it's not available in high definition ;p