...you can learn from:
Troll 2 (1990)
Seth: These evil creatures can transformthemselves into flesh-and-blood peoplewhenever and however they want.Joshua: You're making a mistake Grandpa.Who said they can? You should of saidthey could or what kind of fairy tale is it?Seth: They can! They CAN! Goblins still exist!Your Grandpa Seth is telling you!
If there's one thing that troll 2 taught me it's that Nilbog is Goblin spelled backwards. And if there are two things that Troll 2 taught me it's that bologna has high cholesterol. And if there are three things that Troll 2 taught me it's that you can't piss on hospitality. And if there are four things that Troll 2 taught me it's that you should always listen to the disembodied head of your dead grandfather, kids. Thank goodness for Troll 2, and a happy 30th anniversary to the Best Worst Movie of all time. Speaking of Troll 2 costs money to rent on Amazon but you can watch the phenomenal 2010 documentary about the movie and its cult status, called Best Worst Movie, for free on Prime right this minute. Don't take it from me -- take it from me but the other night:
This movie is so much fun pic.twitter.com/p6l7482b3p— Jason Adams (@JAMNPP) October 10, 2020