Monday, May 04, 2020

"If It Doesn't Charge Your Phone..."

"... or suck your clit nobody wants it."

First things first as you see there The Great Cole Escola has gifted us with an hour-long quarantine comedy special called "Help! I'm Stuck! with Cole Escola" that, if you haven't watched it yet, I say WATCH IT. I only caught wind of it this morning (it dropped on the 30th apparently) so I'm only halfway through but We Worship Cole Escola around these parts. Anybody who's alright with Amy Sedaris, and anybody who'll pose with a copy of Larry Kramer's book Faggots when asked by a total stranger, is alright by me. 

Second things second I'm taking today off from blogging. I know, I know, I just took the whole damn weekend off (although the immortal words of the Dowager Countess questioning the reality of "a weekend" have never felt more felt than now) but I got a late start today (because I actually went and exercised, give me a slow clap, folks) and I've got a ton of catch-up to play on several fronts and, in summation, it'll just be easier, and more fruitful for the week ahead, if I don't tie myself to my laptop all day long. But here, to tide y'all over, on top of all that Cole Escola here's some Patrick Wilson's bicep -- enjoy that and we'll chat tomorrow!


Frank said...

Oh! I have had a big crush on Patrick Wilson since “Angels in America”. He has one fine booty (although I use a different term for it).

JS said...

The Cole Special is outstanding.