Thursday, April 09, 2020

Today's Fanboy Delusion

Today I'd rather be...

... slamming Naoki against the net.

Tennis seems like a safe "social distancing" sport sort of kind of, doesn't it? Everybody stays far away from each other anyway. I guess it depends on one's paranoia about one person touching the ball and then that ball flying at the other person's face where the ball is then struck with great force, expelling whatever came with it into the surrounding area and yeah okay I have now totally talked myself out of tennis. Nothing is safe! It's for the best anyway because if Earthquake Bird actor and recent crush Naoki Kobayaski was standing opposite me looking like this all social distancing bets woulda been off. (pic via)


dre said...

Let me guess, he's like...50, right?

Jason Adams said...

He is 35