Today I'd rather be...
... believing in taking care of myself with
a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine
with Kumail Nanjiani.
Kumail is on the cover of the new issue of Men's Health (thx Anna) showing off his brand new Eternals bod -- something we've all known was coming ever since he first posted those great big beefcake photos back in December -- and oh lordy it doesn't disappoint. Besides the workout video (which I have dutifully capped the ever-loving shit out of below)...
... and the interview with him, they have had him recreate several icons of meaty man testosterone iconography, such as Patrick Bateman (up top), Hugh Jackman's Wolverine, and the infamous Top Gun volleyball scene. (Of which I'm tempted to do a "Who wore it best?" with Glen Powell in the trailer for the sequel.) It's all so sweaty and veiny and goofy and stupendous I feel like I've gotten my own workout for the day just looking at these things. While I get some rest y'all hit the jump for a few dozen snaps...
Oh, believe me. The pleasure is mine.
I've been thirsty for Kumail for a while: If you check out one of the ads he and Kate McKinnon did for a Critic's Choice thing one year, the punchline is him standing in his underwear and he looked fine with a capital F. But this new ripped Kumail....is doing even more to me.
I bet his wife prefers the "Other" Kumail.
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