My first thought seeing this photo of Jake Gyllenhaal and Liam Hemsworth and Jared Leto at the gym with their (plenty sexy himself) trainer (via Jared's Instagram) was... well those thoughts aren't fit to publish in this family publication. My first thoughts would get me stoned to death in several countries. My second... well maybe my twelfth thought, after all of the filthy stuff... was that Jake is not short, but Liam is making him look like Princess Toadstool over there. I need to find myself standing next to Liam some time, is my point. We should also...
... note that exchange from the photo's comments, I think. It is notable. The pretzel emoji! Anyway if you're as thorough a librarian of these fellas filmographies as I am then you will recall that Jake & Jared go way way back, way back to the movie Highway from 2002. That's a thing we've covered a'plenty over the intervening decades...
... since we came into the new millenium hella high on Jared (thanks to our My So-Called Life love affair) and that obsession slowly transferred with the passage of time from the one to the other Highway star. Now I can't stand Leto, but I do thank him for his service in bringing us that photo up top. So now I ask y'all to tell me in the comments: Do dump or marry the three actors, please!
Do lesser Hemsworth, Dump Jared (because he's awful, but I did initially think "do" because he's better looking than Liam), and Marry Jake (which is the only option for Jake)
Dump Jared, Do Liam (the greater of the Hem's IMHO), Marry Jake.
Dump Jared, Do Jake, and Marry Liam, thereby beginning my journey up the Hemsworth ladder. Closing in on Luke!
Who is the 4th guy?
Jared gets a lifetime pass for "My So-Called Life"--Don't you love the way he leans?--which is one of my two favourite pre-Golden Age TV shows. ("Buffy", of course.)
Did you know that A. J. Langer (Rayanne Graff) is now the Countess of Devon? Life is strange.
Dump Jake (sorry Jason...)
Do Jared, Marry Jake (that beautiful hairy chest! Woof!) Dump, Liam.
God this is hard! Hard being the operative word.
Do Liam (several times), unwillingly dump Jared and marry Jake, obvs.
Dump Jared (don't need dead rats as jokes), do Liam (multiple times and post the sexy pics on Instagram for Miley), and marry Jake (especially if he looks at me like he does Heath or Toms Sturridge and Holland).
while you're all doing them, i'll be over here perfecting my glute routine the trainer...
Do Liam, dump Jared (*shudder*), and marry Jake!
Do Jared (saw him perform live with 30 Seconds to Mars and he was damn sexy on stage but I’d only want to do him once)
Dump Liam (Who wants Miley Cyrus’ leftovers - I’d be afraid of catching something)
Marry Jake (because we could “do” it over and over).
Do Jared (as sort of a hate f**k)
Use Liam to get to Chris
Thinking of Alexis Arquette's "Praetorean guard's helmet" comment about Jared's equipment....
Re: Mike Johnson's "...don't need dead rats as jokes" comment.
It worked out well enough for Baby Jane.
do liam dump leto marry jake
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