Today's Fanboy Delusion

Today I'd rather be...

... on the road to Lay Mans with Fassy.

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I've been practically lousy at keeping up with Porsche's online series of videos called "Road to Le Mans" that are following Michael Fassbender as he does the whole race-car-driver thing that's been taking up (too much of) his time lately, so thankfully BeatlesFass on Twitter has been there to keep my eye on the ball for the updates that matter... 

... it's real hard to make me care about race-cars but this 

is the way, the singular one way, to do just that. 

I actually come from a racing family -- my grandfather and two uncles were local drivers and I was forced to go to races as a kid every weekend and even now everybody on my mother's side is obsessed with NASCAR. So believe me when I tell you that racing is officially the most boring fucking sport in the entire world. Fassy has been doing his best...
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Good grief pic.twitter.com/mUWc6mMFts

— Jason Adams (@JAMNPP) October 22, 2019

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... for awhile now to disabuse me of that notion, one nipple-snug bodysuit at a time, but it's too deeply ingrained in my being -- there's no winning me on this one, Michael. We'll have to agree to disagree, but we can do that while you're topless. That's absolutely the best way to disagree on things, I think! Hit the jump for a ton more gifs and photos, y'all...