Monday, September 09, 2019

Summer Loving With Timmy

You know you're getting old when you look at these pictures of the sun-dappled youngsters Timothee Chalamet and Lily-Rose Depp cavorting about lustily in Capri Italy and your first thought is "Wow, I really like those sneakers," and your second thought is...
Good for them, though, seriously. 
Timmy is so pleasingly pasty
I'd hate to see him spoil one of his finer features.

A lot of Timmy's younger fans seem've snapped in the psychotic sense whilst staring at these photos -- I don't know, I stay away from the terrifying dens of too deep fannishness, but I do recall once upon a time harboring ill will towards any woman that found herself on Jake Gyllenhaal's arm, so I do get the impulse. Thankfully Kirsten Dunst was eventually able to come out of hiding -- once she let my man go, hisssss -- and all was right again with the world -- you'll be alright, Lily-Rose! Anyway hit the jump for more Timmy, with that girl edited out as best I could...

1 comment:

larry said...