Thursday, September 19, 2019

Mine Eyes Have Seen the Glory of Elordi

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If you're not going to Fantastic Fest in Austin this weekend -- and I am not going to Fantastic Fest in Austin this weekend -- then I don't know when you, or I, will have the opportunity to see this here new horror flick called The Mortuary Collection. But since the film stars the TV series Euphoria's breakout hunk Jacob Elordi...
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... it only seems right to bring the movie to our attention anyway. Right? The film's an anthology of four horror tales all written and directed by Ryan Spindell and each set in adjacent decades, starting in the 1950s and working up to the 1980s. (Sounds like Jacob stars in the 1960s portion.) The connection between everything is that all the stories are being told to a girl by a weirdo mortician she's stumbled upon, who's played by the great Clancy Brown.

Okay no that's not "the great Clancy Brown" that's just another picture of Jacob Elordi, but let's not pretend that's not what we're here for. Anyway here below is the teaser trailer for this movie which we're not sure when we'll see, but it looks like some fun, and also did we mention Jacob Elordi?
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1 comment:

Adrian C said...

i have a massive crush on Jacob Elordi after watching him in Euphoria, he's seriously one of the most attractive creatures to have walked on earth. also he's a pretty good actor I think, so I will probably watch anything he's in that doesn't have "kissing booth" on the title.