Thursday, September 26, 2019

Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

... you can learn from:

Dante's Peak (1997)

Rachel: A man who looks at a rock
must have a lot on his mind.

Everything I know about life I learned via the dialogue from terrible disaster movies, which explains why my brains are mush I guess. A happy birthday to Linda Hamilton today! While the somewhat terrible trailers for the new Terminator movie have me a little bit worried I'm still psyched to see her back up on the big screen, kicking ass and chewing bubblegum. That said I must now ask a very important question...

bike tracks

6 comments:

joel65913 said...

Both are horrendous wastes of celluloid but at least Dante's Peak doesn't have that terribly annoying Anne Heche in it.

teddy crescendo said...

45 years ago today on the 26th of September 1974 Linda Hamilton celebrated her 18th birthday and thats when i would`ve loved to have buggered her senseless, what a gorgeous babe she was back then. Unfortunately of course those 45 years haven`t been kind to Linda and she now looks like a haggard old slag of 85 rather than her actual 63 years, shame really. By the way, joel65913, I want to bugger Anne Heche (as the bird was in 1987 when the bird was 18, not as the middle-aged slag is now obviously).

The Spanish Team Coach said...

Rose Lavelle isn`t just a great player and goal scorer. The little darlin` also looks just like a beautifully pale complexioned, sweet, charming, magical, fawn-like, fairy-like, pixie-like, elf-like, lovely, cuddly, fluffy wittle bunny wabbit (thats when shes not cheating by diving in the 18 yard-box when she hasn`t even been fouled to try to con the ref and VAR into giving her a completely unfair PK, of course!).

MMinDC said...

Irrespective of the trailers the initial reactions to "Terminator: Dark Fate" at sneaky-peak early screenings have apparently been very positive, in fact some people are saying its a major classic that will surprise a lot of sceptical fans and that perhaps its even the best film in the entire franchise!.

Jason Adams said...

You know, i`ve been thinking, maybe that troll wasn`t such a bad geezer after all and admittedly he was very funny at times, so i think maybe sometime in the next couple of weeks i will post a picture of Pauline Hickey just to say cheers for all those laughs, maybe the one of her in the jacuzzi, in that picture EVEN I`M able to see that her tits were indeed total and utter perfection beyond all imagining ! ! !. Like i said i`m not sure when i`ll be posting that picture but it will certainly be with-in the next 10 to 12 days.

the troll said...

Cheers my old mate.