Tuesday, September 17, 2019

Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

... you can learn from:

Polyester (1981)

Elmer: Come on, Sandra. Get dressed.
Let's go to some snazzy cocktail lounge and
celebrate my new freedom.
Sandra: But Elmer, what about Dexter and little Lu-Lu?
Elmer: Those two little bastards are a perfect argument
for birth control. Children would get in the way
of our erotic lifestyle!

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