Monday, August 05, 2019

Today's Fanboy Delusion

Today I'd rather be...

... a happy victim of Hemsworth-cide.

Oh god I guess we all knew this day would come eventually. The day when Liam & Chris finally joined up and murdered me. And I can't think of a better way to go. The bros have been having a murderriffic bro-cation all weekend long actually, involving a couple of eye-stabby Instagram videos of note -- hit the jump and prepare your bodies for most delicious bro murder...












5 comments:

par3182 said...

you gotta feel sorry for the plain westworld hemsworth

Anonymous said...

Jason, I have been reading you for years and love your writing, but the way this post is written feels awfully inappropriate and tone deaf considering what happened this weekend. By all means let's objectify beautiful men but the words seem poorly chosen.

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Mike Johnson said...

God love the easily offended anomymous folks of the world. Handle them with delicate care. Great post! There is something about Liam. And I'll avoid a "There's Something About Mary" hair mousse joke because that might offend folks as well.

Mark said...

Sweet merciful Christ.

Please, sir. I want some more.

And I don't feel sorry for Luke Hemsworth one bit! He's fucking gorgeous, and is more than welcome to help me make a Hemsworth club sandwich.