I haven't had anything to say about Disney's upcoming live-actioning of their Little Mermaid cartoon because I don't exactly have a seahorse in this race -- I actually like the original a lot but I'm kinda past caring about these things post Aladdin and Lion King, they're all so uninspired and grubby seeming now. THAT SAID. Them (possibly) hiring Javier Bardem to play Ariel's already fuckable fish father King Triton is the sort of thing that will probably force me to watch it at some point. Thingamabobs indeed.
This LITTLE MERMAID gets more interesting by the day pic.twitter.com/9xPlYpVnUb— Jason Adams (@JAMNPP) July 17, 2019