Thursday, April 04, 2019

Which is Hotter?

Guess who's seeing the new Pet Sematary tonight? This dweeb! (I mean me.) I've heard opinions all over the map but I'm maintaining enthusiasm because 1) the guys who made the tremendously under-sung Starry Eyes are behind it, and 2) the original film is a real piece of junk. I just re-watched it last fall and man oh man is it even rougher than I recalled it being. I think there's almost nowhere to go but up. Okay the 1989 film does have a few good elements -- it nails Gage and Zelda. And Dale Midkiff might not give exactly the best performance ever captured on-screen (understatement much) but he looks awful good...

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Forever1267 said...

Dale has the chest hair, but Jason is closer to "hotness". I'm as torn apart as a lesser Stephen King character!

shaun said...

Ya know, I have a lot of affection for the original. I see the problems but enjoy it nonetheless. OFC, it's possible I'm blinded each time by Dale -- good grief at the dilf-ness!!!