Monday, April 01, 2019

Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

... you can learn from:

Nikki: My name is Mary O'Reilly O'Toole O'Shea. Somewhere out there is the island my friend Muffy owns. It's spring break and she's invited us over there for the weekend and we're waiting for the ferry now to take us there, and... I don't know what else to say.
Chaz: Why don't you tell us something about yourself?
Nikki: Oh, all right, something about myself. Um, I wanna work with handicapped children, and my parents are my best friends. Oh, and I start convent school next semester... and I fuck on the first date. April Fool's!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Even better: the scene where the couple makes out in the boathouse and the girl gets VERY handsy with her hunky boyfriend (can you IMAGINE getting to be the actress that has to shoot that over and over?) and then when they're trying to go to sleep and the lights keep turning on and hunky boyfriend has to keep walking around the bedroom in high tighty-whities. I haven't seen this movie in about 20 years and I still remember a lot of this movie. Little closeted teenager me was very appreciative of its existence.