Although everybody knows to avoid reading reviews of M. Night Shyamalan movies before they come out given his predilection for twists you don't want ruined - a good trick he's played on us all, financially speaking - I've seen seen enough review tweets and headlines to know that Glass is getting its can kicked by the critics. What a shame! After all these years you couldn't come up with something that works, Night?
Insert that gif of Tyra Banks saying she was rooting for an America's Next Top Model contestant, we were all rooting for an America's Next Top Model contestant, right here. Still I plan on going this weekend anyway if for nothing else but the trailer show James McAvoy half-naked a whole bunch. Did I say "if for nothing else"? Yeah I mean nothing else. Just that. Just plenty!