Today's Fanboy Delusion

Today I'd rather be...

... stuck in traffic with Chris Hemsworth.

I haven't a clue what the original source of that video is -- I found it off Tumblr, and I guess I can say goodbye to that experience thanks to their draconian new measures meant to murder their own platform. Oh well. You guys can always come here to MNPP for a perfectly pleasant curation of gratuities, says me. 

Speaking of! There are new pictures of Chris at the beach, ones that go along with those pictures from about a week ago! And I have them! After the jump we go...