13 Mustaches of Halloween #4

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It doesn't seem right to do all this talking about Mustaches and not talk about arguably the most famous mustache there is (this side of Magnum PI anyway) -- when he dies John Waters' pencil stache should be carved off his upper lip and hung in the Smithsonian. That said John's never directed a Horror Movie himself (unless you count Divine eating dog poop as "horror" which... is entirely within your rights) but he has acted in a couple, and his scene in 2004's Seed of Chucky is one for the ages. The titular seed (Chucky's son) dumps acid across John's face...

... and well you can see the results there. Hey at least his mustache is okay! That's the important thing. You can check out our old "Ways Not To Die" post for the entire scene, if you feel like that. And you can click here for the rest of our "13 Mustaches of Halloween" series so far. John approves...