Jacques Audiard's The Sisters Brothers is officially out in a couple of theaters today - I hope to review it in a bit but something I might not have time to mention in a proper review that needs a shout-out: Riz Ahmed's mustache is very fine. A very fine mustache. Riz should think about more mustaches. Setting that aside for just a moment - also out in theaters today is Life Itself, Oscar Isaac's new movie from Dan Fogelman, the creator of This Is Us, aka TV schmalziest tripe.
That said by all critical accounts Life Itself is comically horrible, the sort of awful mess that only gets released in theaters because the studio has to stay on the good side of someone whose schmaltzy TV show is watched by a lot of people. So we're going to ignore that, but give Oscar a little love to make him feel better all the same. So let's have a Western Dude Stache-off! Riz in Sisters versus the only Western it seems Oscar has done as of yet, the 2012 biopic For Greater Glory: The True Story of Cristiada...
And not to sway you or anything but look at these pictures
of Oscar on the set of this movie that I found...
The Infamous Chunky Bum in Striped Pants is fit to bust!