Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

... you can learn from:

The Piano Teacher (2001)

Walter: Just then I was under your window and I was jerking off. That's what you want, huh? You want to... is that it? You're a witch, a pervert! You want to give everyone your illness, don't you? Not me!

I don't really know what the "lesson" is that we're "learning" about "life" from this patch of dialogue since one thing I already knew about myself before writing this down was that I liked to think about Benoît Magimel jerking off underneath my window - perhaps this is a lesson for you, though? Perhaps you didn't know that you wanted this, and I have brought the fruit of this resplendent new wisdom to your life? You're welcome, then! And a happy 44th birthday to Benoît today. See lots more of him in the archives.

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