Wednesday, April 04, 2018

Magneto & Thor Storm the Beach

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I was trying to fall asleep last night and I was doing what I do when I am trying to fall asleep - flip around the internet on my iPad until my Ambien makes it literally impossible for my eyelids to stay open - when I stumbled upon these pictures of Michael Fassbender riding a longboard, cavorting with garden hoses, and deep-throating a burrito, and I tell you dear reader I thought I was dreaming with my eyes still open. 

This is a pun-maker's paradise! Unfortunately for Fassy (dude can't catch a break lately) his valiant attempt at capturing today's Beefcake Headlines was maybe overshadowed by a certain Marvel Superhero also catching some rays on the other side of the world...

Free the Stache, Chris Hemsworth! It needs the sun to grow! Anyway both dudes look fine, and we should stare at them both. I'm not even going to do the poll here I was contemplating, facing them down, because we shouldn't pit these spectacles against each other - we should celebrate it all. Hit the jump for continued celebration...





















2 comments:

Anonymous said...

When will the shorts as swimwear period in menswear go away?

1971 said...

The shorts are getting a little shorter and better fitting but both should be in something smaller, a la Daniel Craig. And if Speedos are good enough for Aussie athletes maybe Chris should be more patriotic....