Jason Statham instagrammed this triptych of himself doing some kind of an interpretive sex dance on the beach over the weekend, and we're here for it. Make it rain, Jason, make it rain. We know you like to boogie woogie.
"This is literally the equivalent of a major studio in the year 2019 asking Jordan Peele to remove a 40 second scene featuring a black man kissing a white woman. Wow."
--- Anonymous agrees, we're all pretty peeved + anxious about the rumors that the Elton John biopic Rocketman with Taron Egerton might be getting de-gayed -- read my thoughts here and stay tuned for more, no doubt.