Today I'd rather be...
... finding the Sky's limit with Idris Elba.
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Why am I only now finding out that there's an entire series of British commercials for various Sky products starring Idris Elba? Obviously it would be the one that sets his purple majesty against a bunch of SHELVES that would tingle my sixth sense but there is also one where Idris sits in a chair wearing jeans...
... and one where he lays on a couch while barefoot...
He brushes his teeth while bearded!
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Back in the day, I saw one of my favorite films Pacific Rim with a straight buddy. He asked me if I thought the lead was hot. He was surprised to hear me say I thought the Stacker character was the hottest. He hadn’t even put him in that category. When Idris then went on to further fame, then my straight buddy later told me that I have a good eye. I always thought it was weird that he remembered my initial assessment of Idris and later said what he said like he was congratulating me for being right or something.
Can horny white liberals racial fethishist please stop trying to make Idris Elba "happen", he's gross. He's got a conehead...literally. Seriously, google it, it happens when a mother uses meth when she's pregnant.
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