Friday, February 16, 2018

Do Dump or Marry: I Wanna Wakanda

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I was tempted to use Black Panther director Ryan Coogler for today's "Do Dump or Marry" in honor of the movie because if you ask me...

... Ryan Coogler is as hot as anybody in the cast. (Well maybe not as hot as Daniel Kaluuya. Daniel wins over everybody, if you ask me.) But then from what I have heard once I have actually seen Black Panther I will regret not giving 1/3rd of this post to actor Winston Duke, who admittedly turns it on as "M'Baku" even just in stills...

... so let's go with him. Him versus Chadwick Boseman in the lead 
and Michael B. Jordan as the villain! 

Give your answers in the comments!
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8 comments:

Anonymous said...

DO Winston -- he BIG
DUMP Jordan - those red bumps on his character are yuck
MARRY Chadwick - dreammmmy and royalty to boot

C said...

This is really an unfair question. I think I agree with Anon, but have these thoughts...

Just going by looks, I'd do MBJ (and I love his hair in the movie), but Anon is right, the bumps are weird (which I could deal with) and given his character I'm not sure he'd be the kind of attentive lover I require (which I couldn't).

If he were still in the mix, Ryan would be the obvious marry. Yeah T'Challah is T'Challah, but he also seems kinda boring. Could he really keep me interested?

Hawt said...

DO
DO
DO

I'll work through the other options later.

Anonymous said...

Do Jordan - Those pecs, those lips, those THIGHS... nuff said
Dump Chadwick - So he can be king and stay kingly wearing those gorgeous threads
Marry Winston - Sex with Jordan was the prep work. Winston is the long game.

Anonymous said...

Winston was such a great reveal. You know the other male leads are dreamy from the preview but once Winston shows up in the movie it’s like “damn, who is THAT?”

Joey said...

I will NOT be sorry for how thirsty I was the ENTIRE movie!

Anonymous said...

Ugh those bumps/scars on his body make me deeply uncomfortable. Damn trypophobia.

C said...

In light of the Rolling Stone cover, I withdraw any doubts about CB's ability to maintain my interest.