of the just-announced film adaptation of Charles Busch's stage comedy The Tale Of The Allergist’s Wife, which will star noted divas Sharon Stone and Bette fucking Midler. I mean... I don't want to wade into sexist stereotypes about "difficult women" or anything but... well... these two! I think they have earned their reputations. That's a lot of actress in one location. That said put on your riot gear, Fickman, and get this made, because I cannot wait to see this movie - I need these two on the big screen again! Here's what The Tale Of The Allergist’s Wife is about:
"Midler... will play Marjorie Taub in Allergist’s Wife. She’s an upper middle class, Upper West Sider in the midst of a volcanic later-life crisis. Her loving husband, acclaimed allergist to the homeless, Dr Ira Taub, tries in vain to help. But everything changes with the arrival of Marjorie’s fascinating and mysterious childhood friend, Lee (Stone). Lee has led the glamorous, globe-trotting life that Marjorie dreamed of. As Lee becomes the Taubs’ permanent houseguest, Marjorie’s depression magically lifts. But Lee has a secret agenda that leads to a wild and unexpected turn."