Monday, October 23, 2017

Do Dump or Marry: The Lost Boys

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So did any of you watch Greg McLean's new movie Jungle this weekend? As I told you on Friday it's suddenly available for you to watch, so I hope some of you did. I did! It's not bad! Not the world's most ringing endorsement, I know - it wasn't at all the movie I went in expecting; it's much closer to 127 Hours than it is Wolf Creek. I probably shouldn't have been expecting Wolf Creek anyway, but given McLean's tendencies towards the fantastical Jungle's general true-to-life realism (at least until the hallucinations start in in the last act) was unexpected.

Anyway Daniel Radcliffe gives a solid and convincing performance of mental and physical disintegration in the movie, and the rest of the cast - which includes Alex Russell and Joel Jackson (seen here) as well as Thomas Kretschmann (who you sadly do not see here; since when are you shy, Thomas?) - round it out nicely. Give it a whirl! And besides the good old-fashioned storytelling you'll be rewarded with this skinny-dipping scene. (See more here.)

Left to right that Joel Jackson (in the glasses), Dan Radcliffe in the middle, and Alex Russell on the right. (Click these gifs, they embiggen.) Now give 'em a good long look and tell us in the comments who you'd DO DUMP or MARRY!
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7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hmmm...

I’d do Joel (that voluptuous ass is perfect and somewhat unexpected, and those glasses.... <3)
I’d dump Alex (very pretty face, gorgeous dimples, body from a renaissance painting ... but I’ve made my choice, haha)
I’d marry Dan (he’d make me laugh every moment we’re together, and I get the feeling he’d be up for just about anything in the bedroom)

Anonymous said...

But it appears that only Daniel is sporting a cock sock.

Portuguese fan said...

I'd do Alex, sadly dump JOEL & marry smart&Hairy DANIEL. Difficult choice, as I'd do the 3 of them

Anonymous said...

Difficult, but I think I'd do Joel, dump Dan (he does very little for me, but marrying that kind of wealth might be nice) and do Alex. He's adorable AND do-able and looks like the type that ages well.

Glenn said...

Do Alex, dump Dan, marry Joel. Eeeaaasy.

David said...

I would do them all but that's not really the game at hand...

Do Joel - the ass really is a meaty wonder.
Dump Alex because I'd
Marry Dan - He's funny, smart, sexy, and face it, he's got Harry Potter money burning a hole in his pocket.

Brian Acevedo said...

Completely agree with David and Anonymous 5:23.