Well I am dressed for a funeral, as commanded by Darren Aronofsky himself, and I am off to the premiere of that man's latest film Mother!, which is about Jennifer Lawrence and Michelle Pfeiffer clawing each other's eyes out while Javier Bardem jerks off in the corner, or whatever - besides watching the trailer a thousand times I have done a really good job keeping myself unspoiled so I really can't say for sure.
Anyway in case you missed the story of my strange scavenger hunt acquiring tickets for tonight's premiere you can click here to read that. It was weird! And wish me luck. I'll surely report on it tomorrow, or if you follow me on Instagram you'll probably see something sooner.