There are two very important movies out this weekend - there is Darren Aronofsky's Mother! (which I'm going to the premiere of tonight - click here if you missed the insane story of how that came about) and there is Mike White's new movie called Brad's Status, which I did not like the trailer for if I'm honest, but it's Mike White so I'm just assuming they cut a bad trailer because Mike White's a genius, full stop. And then there is American Assassin, which stars Dylan O'Brien...
... throttling something underwater, apparently. I don't know, that's from a behind the scenes video Dylan himself shared on Instagram, as are these pictures. I don't have a whole lot of interest in seeing AA, but I will give it this - it does have Dylan doing half-naked pull-ups in front of bookshelves, as we saw in the trailer. Them ain't small pahtaters.
False advertising! Or something....
I went to the link, expecting to find Dylan O'Brien "doing half-naked pull-ups," and what did I see? Dylan O'Brien, showing about as much skin as Mother Theresa on a chilly day, doing fully-dressed pull-ups.
Not a single half-naked pull-up in sight. You've led me on, MNPP, only to let me down.
But that face! Damn, Dylan O'Brien is one beautiful man!
LOL that's so funny - my mind had totally turned them into shirtless pull-ups! I didn't actually go back and watch the trailer but I totally remembered, I saw it with my brain, him being shirtless. THE BRAIN WANTS WHAT IT WANTS. Sorry about that, Bill. Just close your eyes and PRETEND, it makes the days easier ;)
I wonder what his bare ass looks like and I know other inquiring minds wanna know too. Come on Dylan show us the goods :-) . I
I would DEVOUR this kid. There'd be nothing left but hair and bones.
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