I told myself I wasn't going to watch the teaser trailer for the new season of American Horror Story (subtitled Cult) as soon as I read the description of what the season is about - Sarah Paulson is playing a lesbian who loses her mind when Donald Trump wins the presidency - because what more does one need from life than that tagline? That is enough. There doesn't really even need to be a show. Anyway then I saw a gif of...
... Evan Peters humping Fox News and my will broke,
as my erotic fever took hold, and I watched it.
And oh ho my god...
... it was full of shelves!
Shelves!
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And more shelves! I would appear between this and Darren Cross' itty bitty red speedo bikini that Ryan Murphy has decided to personally wish me, and me alone, well in life. I wish you the same, Ryan. As I do every eyar I hope this is the best AHS season ever! Watch:
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AHS Cult premieres on September 5th!
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While I approve of Evan Peters humping, well, anything, this concept is really effing stupid.
So is Twisty the Clown the connection to Freak Show?
Everywhere I read online the haters of AHS come out in droves. I wish they'd stop already. The key to appreciating AHS is 1. You watch because the actors are all amazing and they love scene chewing which, in the hands of a good actor, can be so fun to watch. And 2. I'm convinced the writers make it up as they go. It's like they have a skeleton outline then throw all these horror tropes at the wall to see what sticks. It makes for really disjointed and patchy story telling, but taken as a goofy experiment it kind of works as well. In addition, it's also one of the most consistently queer shows.
I'm convinced the writers make it up as they go. It's like they have a skeleton outline then throw all these horror tropes at the wall to see what sticks.
I agree, Aquinas. I think they either need to cut down the number of episodes OR the cast. If they HAVE to feature the same actors--fine. But these seasons ALWAYS fall apart around the fifth or six episode.
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