Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

... you can learn from:

New Nightmare (1994)

Robert: I think they'd like to see us together again. 

Heather: In what, a romantic comedy? 

Robert: Just because it's a love story 

doesn't mean it can't have a decapitation or two. 

A happy 70th birthday to the legend Robert Englund! 

Somebody should totally cast him as Vincent Price in something...