Monday, May 01, 2017

Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

... you can learn from:

Shame (2011)

David: Listen, one more thing. Your hard drive is filthy, all right. We got your computer back. I mean, it is, it is, dirty. I'm talking like hoes, sluts, anal, double anal, penetration, inter racial facial, man. Cream pie. I don't even know what that is. Do you think it was your intern?
Brandon: On my hard drive?
David: Yeah, someone's fucking with your account, man. And we're blowing our wad in cash, you know? It takes a really really sick fuck to spend all day on that shit. 

I like thinking about James Badge Dale & Michael Fassbender saying the words "double anal" to each other and so here on the occasion of Dale's 39th birthday I am doing just that. And now that we're there we might as well go click on this post of him working out in short shorts in 13 Hours because I mean as long as we're here and everything...

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